Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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