Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Randomize