You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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