David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Randomize
