brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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