come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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