I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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