Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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