I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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