Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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