I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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