his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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