never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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