Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between