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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  The worlds most fuckable chipmunk

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I swear she didn't look like that last week.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?

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• (213): View more from California

  "thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.

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• (650): View more from California

  I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.

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• (831): View more from California

  we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  SO DRUNK

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  PUKED IN DRIVEWAY

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  TELL PARENTS SORRY

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it

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