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• (210): View more from Texas

  My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.

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• (212): View more from New York

  that's an acceptable place to lick

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..

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• (716): View more from New York

  I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I have no recollection of sleep choking you

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.

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• (+45): View more from Denmark

  I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.

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