thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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