he thought i was a dude.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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