question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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