is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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