I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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