if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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