I wannas sexs uuuuu
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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