Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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