? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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