Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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