i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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