Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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