You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
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I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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