Where is the hickey?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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