This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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