It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
im on a boat
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