For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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