OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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