I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Please. i have SOME standards
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.