check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea