Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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