Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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