I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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