I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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