if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I wannas sexs uuuuu
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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