I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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