he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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