Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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