Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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