This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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Oh Jesus.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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