i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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