went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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