i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Everything about him screamed your future.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Randomize
