I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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