jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
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I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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