Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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