She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
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Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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