that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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