I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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