Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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