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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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