I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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