And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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